A list of puns related to "Incense"
He's a High Priest now.
How do I deal with someone who is being so incense-ative?
It just made scents.
Which led to an air quality alert of "jasmine".
I think the break-in was pre-meditated.
He said, "no... What, do you think I'm INCENSitive?"
He was very amused with himself.
but became INCENSEd and quit.
So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.
So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.
This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.
The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....
Mission sucessful
That’s my two scents..
I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.
They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.
One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.
he would be "incensed" with rage.
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