One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
8 months in and I finally got a good dad joke over the weekend.
In the subdivision where I live there are 2 open fields with cows in each one, one of those fields is being turned into a sports complex. My friends were wondering where the cows would go and one of them suggested that they would just have all the cows in one field, to which I replied “well then it would just be overCOWded”
Thanks guys
I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.
Best jokes are always in the comments..
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
I got smacked in the face by a boxer when I told him a joke.
it’s just that I can’t remember the punchline
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
Why should you never tell a joke in Jonestown?
Everyone dies after a punch line.
Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
You all tell dad jokes in here....
But do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Feel blessed to live in Hawai'i but apparently, I'm just not a funny guy. Every time I tell a joke, all I get is...
So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...
but I guess they never got the letters.
I told a joke about hemorrhoids in a hospital the other day.
It didn't sit well with some of the patients.
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldn’t be kosher.
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
I'm allergic to sesame seeds, so back in Year 3 at primary school, people would tell this joke:
What show is Dec allergic to?
Sesame Street!
A great dad joke I just heard in an episode of The Sopranos
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you’re taking up Astronomy in college.
Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?
(On The Spot Joke) My Partner was in bed cracking her back and asked.....
“Hey can you hear my back crack”
I replied “yea can you hear my ass crack” then proceeded with the filthiest fart known to man
Absolute crack up. Hahahahahah even she laughed
There were a few irish friends in a pub and one of them was telling a joke about cows but no one laughed.
He should have told a udder joke
Here’s a joke in Spanish:
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
The secret behind a dad joke is in the delivery
Is what the mailman keeps telling my son.
I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to “put the kettle on” I respond “I can’t, it won’t fit” or if we’re shopping and I’m asked “do you need a bag” I point at her and say “it’s fine I brought my own” there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
This is a one in a 1,000,000 joke
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
What are the only jokes you can make in quarantine?
I don’t get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!
I must not have Reddit right.
Every dad stores his jokes in a very secret place...
In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.
After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
Actual dad joke I heard in the supermarket
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
All my jokes seem to lack in range.
My son’s learning about Buddhism in school, so when he’s around I make Nirvana jokes
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
What jokes are allowed in quarentine?
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I know several jokes in sign language.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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