What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
Shouldn’t breast implants . . .
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
What happens when one of your butt implants deflates?
I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid
So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
So I got new hair implants yesterday
Didn't like them at first but they're starting to grow on me
What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"
I said as I was taking away his dental implant.
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
My wife’s butt implants are completely lopsided.
I told the surgeon he did a bad ass job.
What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.
My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."
Where do breast implants go to die?
I got a dental implant today
It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.
I saw an advertisement for tasteful hair implants.
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
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