One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments

That’s just unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Boy, that second impeachment...

...really trumps the first one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaserGecko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A president getting impeached twice?

That really trumps all the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjmcm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice

At least I know there won’t be two terms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agrajag22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?

They insist on bringing a baby to full term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pcwils1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Man Trump has been impeached again?

That's very unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Stop calling me orange! Impeach!
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Looks like the Democrats are going for a fruit-based strategy

They're going with either impeachment or impairment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Haha trump got impeached
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatMeow_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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There's an old saying in Florida, "Impeach me once, shame on you. Impeach me twice, shame on Me..."

"...lania."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eo_mahm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Ready for the impeachment (h)earings?
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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My wife asked me to whip us up some dinner to eat during the impeachment coverage.

I told her, "I am not a cook."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all-base-r-us
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Since impeachment is an entirely political process...

Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phluper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Got my students with this one, re: Impeachment

Students were asking about the impeachment news this morning, so I explained what it was about, then:

Me: I'm really confused about the whole process, though. I thought Trump wasn't peach, he's orange!

Edit: I understand the downvotes. This joke was low-hanging fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindsight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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A country that impeaches

is unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperYoyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why is cleaning your toilet better than the impeachment hearing?

When the impeachment hearing is over there will still be shit in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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The scientific realm is punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyhawk_91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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When are Americans going to impeach the orange?

just a simple question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitomanchego
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Impeach Cuomo
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How will we describe Trump's impeachment?

As an unpresidented moment in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Why do bananas make such great lawyers?

Because they always make such strong appeals.

(Came up with this this morning while cutting my 6mo's frozen banana up and watching the news about the impeachment trials. I'm pretty proud of it, though I may be mixing up my legal terms)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnoobLord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Punny tea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pablotblanco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Trump's latest rant: STOP CALLING ME ORANGE!

IMPEACH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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