Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
How does the iCloud float when it's always syncing? (x-post from /r/shittyaskscience)
You would think it would sync all the way to the ground by now.
My father on iCloud storage...
Me: dad, I need your credit card for $0.99 to buy 20gb of iCloud storage for my phone.
Dad: shakes head in confusion You need what?
Me: I need $1 for iCloud storage...
Dad: I can see why you would need it in the summer, but it's winter and there are plenty of clouds in the sky...
I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad.
It's not my fault that they didn't have Windows.
So I asked my dad if he heard about the celebrity photo leaks
Me: dad, did you hear about the celebrity photo leaks?
Dad: Yes I did. I just don't know how the photos got out...
Me: well, some hackers got into iCloud and everyone is scared that ittl happen to them as well.
Dad: I don't know why they are scared. It's not always cloudy outside.
