Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Icee"
It's a slush fund.
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
Me: "Hail yeah."
He said "Remember all those ice puns I did the other day? I think I put too much... THAWT... Into it..."
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
.. Only got 20%Off
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
Me: Witherspoon.
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
They call it Koo-Kee Do
The banana split
Talent
I told her I don't work in a bakery
Naw, it’s just water under the fridge.
Your teeth DK.
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
A boo meringue!
He said it was a coolin-off-scopy.
Only been getting 25% off.
They just said "How dairy!"
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
I call it cubist art.
Police believe he topped himself.
If you don’t C-sharp, you’ll be B-flat
The decision was a piece of cake.
Palm Sundae
I only managed to get 20% off.
Police said he'd topped himself
igloo
A brrrrr grinder
Because there is no spoon
A sprinkle system.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
Everyone I ask can't remember either.
It's just water under the fridge.
But eventually I came around.
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