They just said "How dairy!"
I call it cubist art.
Cuz he'll never dessert you...
But eventually I came around.
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
Ernie: Sherbert
EDIT: Wow, I'm amazed at the upvotes.. Totally made my day. I came up with this yesterday while staring at bees pollinating our flowers. Random.
However it was acci-dental.
It’s just water under the fridge.
“Because you’re ugly.”
Wakanda ice cream do you like?
Now I am on thin ice
Will you go on a sundate with me?
The changing sea son.
This is why they say "Hail, Satan"
Apparently they’re lack-toes intolerant.
Our relationship’s on the rocks
I hear it’s “one cold drink”
We were starting to break the ice.
They had the inside scoop
Entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.
So he topped himself.
..cracked it and sent ice cubes flying everywhere.
"This is why we can't have ice things."
Me: "Some of the ice just hit me in the face!" Dad: "I would too if you tried to break me."
...my younger brother asks out loud "What's that guy doing?"
Without a seconds hesitation my dad: "He's just chilling out"
The changing sea son.
