"I don't care where those damn cows ran off to."
....said the farmer, callously.
I usually don't care what other people are saying...
....until they start whispering.
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...
Who really cares if I don't know what apocalypse means?
It's not the end of the world
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.
But it’s really a naan issue.
I’ve been constipated for days but I don’t really care.
I just don’t give a shit.
I'm so stupidly proud of myself for this message that I don't even care if he responds to me.
Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...
Business was dead anyways 💀
I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,
I asked my stepdad what “IDC” meant, he replied with “I don’t care”
Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care
Was barely urning an un-living
I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion
But I think he has a solid point
Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care
Hated working with a bunch of stiffs.
Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...
I'm just no good at touching peoples lives.
I was kicked out of the gym for fighting with my step aerobics instructor, but I don’t care.
She isn’t my real aerobics instructor.
My grief counselor just died and I don't care.
I don't care about how cold the temperature is!!
It's -273°C and I'm giving absolute zero fuks.
I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...
And that's the bottom line.
I don't care for larvae
they just grub me the wrong way
I don't care for long goodbyes, so let's keep this one short.
I know its been posted before, I don't care.
My dad always used this one on me whenever something hurt, and I, in turn, use it on my sons.
- Me: "dad, my foot really hurts"
- Dad: " That's weird, does your face hurt"
- Me: (groan and walk away because I should've known better)
- Dad: (yelling as I'm getting out of his line of dad joke fire) "WELL ITS KILLING ME!"
I find this joke superb nowadays
Got fired from the Mortuary, but I don't care...
it was a stupid dead-end job anyways.
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