I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario

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My friend told me "I think I overuse hyphens in my writing."

I answered "When it comes to using hyphens, just a dash will do."

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My friend was creating the world's longest string of hyphens when he had a family emergency...

He had to dash away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My policy on hyphenated names

I draw the line after one name.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?

a 100 meter dash.

Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.

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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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When you mess up on the first go but you have a good recovery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Punctuation counts.

When to use a hyphen:

The test asked, "What is the capitol of Florida?"

I wrote, "F".

When I got my test back I learned: Apparently, the answer was "F - ".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My two-year old's first dad joke!

Him: "Mommy, I want cookie!"

Mommy: "Can you say please?"

Him: "Yes."

#prouddadtears

Edit Sorry for the messed up hyphen in the title.

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I didn't know this was possible, but I think my keyboard is a virgin

It still has it's hyphen

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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My girlfriend mentioned that Courtney Cox-Arquette got divorced...

...so now she's Courtney Cox once more. I asked if there was a hyphen between Cox and Once More.

Then she looked at the empty room and said, "Can you believe this guy?". We love each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJAX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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Have you ever noticed the irony behind…

β€¦β€œhyphenated” and β€œnon-hyphenated?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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