I suppose the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it....
I said, “That makes two of us.”
just a handful.
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
Three, to be exact.
The cops are currently looking into it.
Now I live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and I work in a mine.
Prime mates.
Reference, for those of you that did not pay attention during secondary-level biology class - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate
She had to pass the two-ring test.
Ventitian blinds, otherwise it'd be curtains for us all
The Doctor said "don't eat anything fatty".
I said "you mean avoid burgers and bacon, that sort of thing?"
He said "no Fatty, don't eat anything".
Fools. Look ewes laughing now.
Atilla the Fun
A collection of physical dad-jokes (click the link).
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.
Dancing with the stars
Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
They mock-a-doodle-doo!
Shark-uterie
This has left scientists scratching their heads l
Because they constantly ask "Knee-How?"
It really makes you think
I was shocked when I found out
Oops!
Now he’s a great grandfather
but it does give me paws.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
All javelins to me
We'll see about that...
The money is great. I'm on knights next week.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
How else will you learn fission.
In fact, I know she seamstressed
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Microwaves
A marine mammal research group captured a rather odd porpoise on a recent trip. It appeared to have feet! After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "wouldn't it be humane to have our ship's doctor amputate the feet so that it can live like other porpoises?"
"Not on your life!" exclaimed the doctor. "That would be defeeting the porpoise."
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
I said, “That makes two of us.”
