Our local HS music dept was in the news
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Halloween is coming.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jimrob4
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Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?

Nope. There's a vas deferens.

(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)

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3 Dads

R's son was on the HS fencing team. Now at College. Me: Is B on the fencing team in college? R: No. He competed in only a couple of events his Sr. year in HS. G: So he didn't stick with it. Me: If you don't keep up you get rusty. R: He lost his edge... Me: I get the point

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/C4Dave
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Got my students today

I'm explaining problem solving to my HS freshmen physical science class and I get to the part about the formula, which I call a "relationship". I say that I, personally, am in a long term relationship with my ex-girlfriend. "I thought you were married" a bunch shout out. I am, my wife used to be my girlfriend.

Groans ensued, but the best part was one young lady shaking her head saying "I hate you so much Mr. RichardCranium_"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RichardCranium_
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Lost my composure after this one with a customer

So i manage a burrito joint, and we yell codes to the cashiers to indicate what the item is
i yelled out HS 1 which indicate the size, meat, and how many extras there are (guac, queso, etc)

the lady i was helping then goes 'hey those are my sons initials'

to which i immediately reply 'your son's last name starts with 1?' i was too ammused

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