A list of puns related to "Hs"
Nope. There's a vas deferens.
(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)
R's son was on the HS fencing team. Now at College. Me: Is B on the fencing team in college? R: No. He competed in only a couple of events his Sr. year in HS. G: So he didn't stick with it. Me: If you don't keep up you get rusty. R: He lost his edge... Me: I get the point
I'm explaining problem solving to my HS freshmen physical science class and I get to the part about the formula, which I call a "relationship". I say that I, personally, am in a long term relationship with my ex-girlfriend. "I thought you were married" a bunch shout out. I am, my wife used to be my girlfriend.
Groans ensued, but the best part was one young lady shaking her head saying "I hate you so much Mr. RichardCranium_"
So i manage a burrito joint, and we yell codes to the cashiers to indicate what the item is
i yelled out HS 1 which indicate the size, meat, and how many extras there are (guac, queso, etc)
the lady i was helping then goes 'hey those are my sons initials'
to which i immediately reply 'your son's last name starts with 1?' i was too ammused
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