Houseplants Puns

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Me: Hey Dad, are those real?

Dad: Yeah, they're real.

Me: (Feeling the plants) That's strange. They don't feel..

Dad: Oh, they're real. Real fakes.

http://i.imgur.com/JsWkixu.jpg

I heard about a man who was obsessed with houseplants. His wife got to the point that she couldn't deal with them all over the house so she had him move all of his plants to the entryway. Now that the plants were consolidated it was much easier to move about the house, but he kept adding plants to their entryway until it was impossible to leave the house.

His wife finally had enough and tried to clear them out herself but they were all intertwined and she was unable to hack through the forest that now occupied their entryway. Desperate, she called a family friend, a forester with the National Park Service, who came and cleared out the veritable jungle while the man who had raised the plants looked on in dismay.

Just before leaving, the forester turned to the man and spoke sternly: "Only you can prevent forest foyers."