What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
What do you call a haunted house drenched in gasoline?
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
What do you call a snow house without a toilet?
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
What do you call houses who have good behavior?
My son asked me today what do you call a damaged horse house?
Unstable.
Fair play have to hand it to him.. he got me.
What do you call a woman on top of a house?
What do you call it when a farmer is stuck in his house and can’t get out to the fields?
What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire
What do you call a tennis player who can’t clean his house?
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?
Last night I asked my dog what we should call the top of our house
He just looked at me like he had no clue what I said.
Now that’s what i call a tree house
The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.
I’m unable to deal with the current situation.
Who does a fish call to clean his house?
What do you call a hen house with two doors?
What do you call an eviction notice for a person who lives inside a ball-shaped house and got hurt by a fighting move
Me leaving my parents' house: I'll call you later!
My dad: don't call me later, call me dad.
What do you call a bird just outside the house?
Who did the fish call when he wanted to buy a house?
My daughter just told me this one. "What do you call a cat that owns a house?"
What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles again when you come back?
When you're an entomologist, your girlfriend calls you to save her every time there's a bug in her house
Any time there's an insect in my girlfriend's house she calls me over to handle it, usually to cup it and throw it outside. On this fine occasion I observed what looked like a very small roach (Order: Blattodea), possibly a german roach, the kind that are much less freaky huge but more likely to infest a house. Not wanting to take any chances with a german roach infestation, I immediately smashed the little guy instead of saving him.
My GF asks, "what was it? a roach?"
The body is pretty squished and it's hard to see any identifiable features.
I say, "I'm pretty sure it's a Splattodea"
What do you call a person who turns into a house every full moon?
What do you call a canine working at a ware house?
What do you call a burning doll house
What do you call kids born in a whore house?
Who did dad call when his house was infested with flies?
What do you call somebody who is afraid of houses?
What do you call a gay house
What do you call a dirty window on the back side of a house?
A pane in the rear to clean.
Who do the cows call after buying a new house?
What do you call a ghost that breaks into your house and steals from you?
What do you call kids moving out of the house with a dadjoke making dad?
What do you call a potato that sits around the house watching videos online all day?
What do you call a fat round orange under pressure in the White House?
Orange juice for Trump's breakfast.
What do you call it when the postman only delivers bills to your house?
What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
What do you call a kid raised in a whore house?
What do you call a house without a loo?
What do you call a lady on top of a house?
What do you call a dog on top of a house?
What do you call a woman who lives on top of a house?
What do you call children who are born in whore houses?
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