A list of puns related to "Hollowing"
Funnely enough
Now I have a plasma gun.
Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
Because they have Hollow Weenies
Why don't ghosts have babies?
Because they have Hollow weenies!
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
But for me, this is just another hollow win.
A hollow weenie costume.
Hollow knight
Because warlocks have hollow weenies and crystal balls!
Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.
Hollow Notes
It's a hollow cast.
It's a hollow win.
I mean, Happy Hollow Weenie!
In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick. So he's basically a hay re-potter.
All four walls of the room are made of hollow cinder block, but three of the four walls are reinforced with rebar and cement filling rendering them unbreakable.
Utterly confused, the rhinoceros studies the room for a moment and then tries ramming into the first wall to get itself free, but is stunned to find that it won't budge because it is reinforced and completely solid.
The rhinoceros shakes it off and tries ramming the second wall to knock it down, but only managed to break off a few small crumbs because it, too, is reinforced.
In a total daze, the rhinoceros tries ramming the third wall, but then falls over unconscious from trying to ram yet another reinforced wall.
After a few minutes, the rhinoceros regains consciousness and slowly pulls to its feet. Both exhausted and completely unable to withstand ramming another reinforced wall, the poor rhinoceros sinks its head in failure and has all but given up hope.
...but then, with a sudden stroke of genius, the rhinoceros stands on it's hind legs, clears its throat, and asks you, the reader,
"Should I try breaking the fourth wall?"
They have hollow weeners!
OK so as a dad who enjoys challenging his kids I would like some help. Shoot me your best feasible hiding spot for the Golden Egg on Easter...I'm thinking submerged in a hollow block or randomly dug hole just to fuck with the kids and their parents!
Why couldnβt the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
For Halloween Iβm going to write βLifeβ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
This Halloween, the only Candy Iβm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
βHalloweenβ = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Iβll be your trick if youβll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Whatβs a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A βhollow-weenie!β
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
Iβm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always doβ¦ by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, βA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?β The other monster replied, βBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something youβre not will lead to a sweet reward.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, itβs Election night.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so Iβm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What do Italianβs eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Why canβt the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when theyβre hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope itβs Halloween!!
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
A hollow-weenie. Happy Halloween y'all!
"Ready for the halloweeners?" I asked.
"Yup, or as some people call them, the empty hot dogs." He responds.
"Empty hot dogs?"
"Yup! Hollow weiners!" Intense stare for a second, "hawhawhawhaw!"
A hollow peΓ±o
Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter bunny. The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.
The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."
Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."
And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.
Me: are you stomping?
Her: no, my shoes are hollow so they make a lot of noise.
Me: all shoes are hollow, IT'S HOW WE GET OUR FEET IN!
Her: <rolls eyes>
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