A list of puns related to "History Museum"
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.
Everyone was taken aback.
It was a thorough exhibition of the jean-ealogy.
Now we don't even have a toot in common.
I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,
"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"
I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.
I'm calling it The Gluggenheim
I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!
Entering the Smithsonian museum of Natural History today, my 5 year old son screams, Dad there's an elephant in the room! I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he said, "No."
If he only could appreciate how perfect that moment was for me.
My ex girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!
I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.
We decided to visit the Paul. W Bryant Museum before the game. The museum is essentially just a building full of the history of Alabama college football including National Championship trophies and all that. I happened to notice that there were lots of Tennessee fans walking around the museum as well which seemed a bit odd to me.
Me: Dad, why are there so many Tennessee fans walking around in here? It seems strange.
Dad: Well son, they want to see what a trophy looks like.
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