Seen at Museum of Natural History in London
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ana_Xr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EyeWunderY
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.

I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/leniski1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.

Everyone was taken aback.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/this_is_grand
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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The display at the Levis-Strauss museum showed the entire dungarees' history.

It was a thorough exhibition of the jean-ealogy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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When my son didn't laugh at a fart joke during a trip to the Egyptian History Museum, I realized we had drifted apart.

Now we don't even have a toot in common.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sometimes_Lies
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Dadjoke overheard at the Museum of Natural History

I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,

"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"

I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/but-actually
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 07 2014
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Son, I gotta tell ya, I've done some deep thinking and I've realized it's high time I quit my job and finally pursue my dream. I'm going to open a museum that commemorates the extensive and fascinating history of beverages.

I'm calling it The Gluggenheim

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wstopak
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.

I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stoatwobbler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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At the Smithsonian Museum.

Entering the Smithsonian museum of Natural History today, my 5 year old son screams, Dad there's an elephant in the room! I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he said, "No."

If he only could appreciate how perfect that moment was for me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YoPhilly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Ex Girlfriend

My ex girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mickglfc1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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A joke my dad made this weekend at the Alabama/Tennessee football game...

We decided to visit the Paul. W Bryant Museum before the game. The museum is essentially just a building full of the history of Alabama college football including National Championship trophies and all that. I happened to notice that there were lots of Tennessee fans walking around the museum as well which seemed a bit odd to me.

Me: Dad, why are there so many Tennessee fans walking around in here? It seems strange.

Dad: Well son, they want to see what a trophy looks like.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GoTeamJosh
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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