How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?

He was too far out, man.

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Why didnโ€™t the lifeguard try and save the hippy from drowning?

Because he was too far out man

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What do you call a hippieโ€™s wife?

Mississippi

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I offended some hippies today with my joke...

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins...

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why do hippies eat pie and cookies

Because they're baked too

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saw a hippie at the funeral parlor

I guess his tie-dyed

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Why could the 4 not go to the hippie party?

He was too square, man

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Did you hear about the hippy who loved nature so much he married a river?

Mrs Hippy

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Why did the life guard save the hippy?

Because he was too far out maaaannn โœŒ

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Why did the hippy order chicken nuggets?

Four Piece.

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What do you call a chad who lives on a hippie commune?

A brohemian

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Whatโ€™s a hippieโ€™s favorite Key Signature?

C major. Itโ€™s all naturals.

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What do call a hippie who canโ€™t take a hint and keeps following you around?

A Birkenstocker.

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Miss-hippie

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What do hippy horses eat?

Hay man

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A hippie got married
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Did you hear about the hippie who died of pure anger?

He's rolling in his grave.

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I almost got married, then I almost got married again.

Those were a couple near Mrs.

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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippy?

He was too far out man.

"Stolen from FB

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My hippy friend is collecting lumber because heโ€™s worried about a future crisis.

I told him, โ€œNo one cares about wood stock any more.โ€

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why did the hippie stop selling essential oils?

It was too insense

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Why is it hard for life guards to save hippies ?

theyโ€™re too far out

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What did the sign over the hippieโ€™s fireplace say?

โ˜ฎ๏ธ on hearth!

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Where did the hippie go to find a wife?

Mississippi.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out!

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why couldnโ€™t the lifeguard save the hippie?

he was too far out man

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Why couldnโ€™t the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out โœŒ๐Ÿผโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man!

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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi

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Why didnโ€™t the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out, man. โœŒ๏ธ

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why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out.

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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?

One Mrs Hippie,

Two Mrs Hippie,

Threeโ€ฆ

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What do you call a hippyโ€™s wife?

Mississippi

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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

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How does a hippy polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie

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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie....

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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...

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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

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Why didnโ€™t the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

He was too far out man!

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out man

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What do you call a hippieโ€™s wife?

Mississippi.

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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs hippie, 2 Mrs hippie, 3 Mrs hippie...

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out

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