Heartedness Puns

A list of puns related to "Heartedness"

I asked my son if he wanted to be a cowboy.

He said he was happy as a human boy.

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👤︎ u/ThusSpokeGaba
📅︎ Feb 05 2022
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What did God do after he created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness?

Called it a day.

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👤︎ u/AspChef
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...

I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.

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👤︎ u/dawsonju
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture

When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!

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👤︎ u/g0lden3agle
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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