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A list of puns related to "Headlines!"

When headline puns write themselves (local paper usually tries to punnify all headlines)
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👤︎ u/EvokeNZ
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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Did you see what’s making headlines now?

Corduroy pillows.

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👤︎ u/801x
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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Today's Headlines
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👤︎ u/potato_patataa
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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The most lurid, the most provocative, the most controversial headlines.

Coming soon to Paper View.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Feb 23 2022
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?

There’s small medium at large

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👤︎ u/50pciggy
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
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👤︎ u/______---------
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Puns make for the best headlines
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👤︎ u/adamwk
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Did you hear what's making headlines?

Corduroy pillowcases.

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👤︎ u/SimonDanziger
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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Have you heard what's making headlines lately?

Corduroy pillows.

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👤︎ u/dingoagogo
📅︎ May 19 2015
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My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.

That's news to me.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Headlines just wanna have pun
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👤︎ u/fiat-flux
📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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Newspapers for the partially sighted are making massive headlines.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Dadjoking the headlines

The headline on our local paper yesterday said, "Giving the gift of guns." My husband stared at it for a second, then said, "I guess a lot of people want gym memberships for Christmas."

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👤︎ u/superflippy
📅︎ Dec 15 2014
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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👤︎ u/chevroletstyleline
📅︎ Jul 22 2016
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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👤︎ u/Toddamnit666
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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