What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
What do you call a fish that’s missing it’s i’s?
Did you hear about the duckling that went missing?
It was abduckted.
Hope this quacked you up.
Did you hear about the baby coal that went missing?
They sent out an ember alert
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
What do you call an apple that's missing someone ?
Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.
They disappeared without a trace.
What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?
What do you call a square missing a side
Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?
Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU
What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
How do you replace a missing button on a dress shirt?
Lay out the shirt on a table, thread a needle, put a spare button in the place where the old one was, and so on...
What do you call a turtle missing one leg?
If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"
It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."
People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly I’m more chill.
Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What do you call an ant with a missing leg? 🐜
What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?
What do you call a car missing a light?
What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?
Did you hear they found new evidence of the missing link?
Hopefully it's not just another fossil arm.
When you see a missing shoe on the floor you know something…
What do you call a bear missing an ear?
What do you call a bear missing an ear?
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