Did you hear about the missing valise?
It was an open-and-shut-case
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Have you heard of the 9 year old kid that went missing?
Apparently he was last seen applying a cream that made him 10 years younger
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you call a fish thatβs missing itβs iβs?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear about the duckling that went missing?
It was abduckted.
Hope this quacked you up.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Did you hear about the baby coal that went missing?
They sent out an ember alert
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?
Itβs a whale of a tale.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call an apple that's missing someone ?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.
They disappeared without a trace.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?
Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you call a square missing a side
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
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︎ May 03 2019
What do you call a turtle missing one leg?
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︎ Jul 16 2017
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"
It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."
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︎ Jul 07 2018
How do you replace a missing button on a dress shirt?
Lay out the shirt on a table, thread a needle, put a spare button in the place where the old one was, and so on...
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︎ Aug 21 2019
People say having a missing toe makes you more easily agitated with people, but honestly Iβm more chill.
Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant
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︎ Feb 24 2019
What do you call an ant with a missing leg? π
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︎ Jun 11 2018
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
What do you call a car missing a light?
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︎ Nov 06 2018
What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?
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︎ Apr 15 2018
Did you hear they found new evidence of the missing link?
Hopefully it's not just another fossil arm.
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︎ Nov 27 2012
When you see a missing shoe on the floor you know somethingβ¦
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︎ Jun 03 2015
Did you hear they found the wings of that missing Malaysian plane?
Now they're just looking for the Wongs.
First thing my dad said when I came through the door. Very proud of himself.
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︎ Apr 16 2014
What do you call a bear missing an ear?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What do you call a bear missing an ear?
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