The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement

A lease in Wonderland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippekok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I knew a guy who disliked reflective headgear

You can say he was a matte hatter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickD716
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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