A knight

A guy walks into his usual bar and orders a beer. He notices a full suit of armor standing on display by the bar. "Where did you get that?" the guy asks the bartender. "I picked it up at an antique store downtown," the bartender says. "It only cost $2,500." "Geez, all that money for a knight?" the guy exclaims. "Oh, no," the bartender hastens to reassure him. "You get to keep it forever."

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Old guy at the barbershop: "Is that Ben-Hur playing on the the TV?"

"Yep."

"What ever hastened to Ben-Him?"

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