What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew?
Habasic jew
A friendly Jewish joke
How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!
There are two main types of Jews
Basic and Hasidic.
I am not a dad. But I do joke like one.
I work in an area with a very large Hasidic Jewish population.
I was asked why they cut their hair everywhere other than near their ears.
My response: "They consider the temples sacred."
dadjoked son this morning
Looking at a novel he's reading for school, I asked my son, "What is it about?"
"It's about a Jewish boy," he replied.
"Well I can tell that from the title."
"He's Hasidic."
"Ah... so not your basic Jew."
He groaned and grinned at the same time.
How do you know when an orange comes from Israel?
When it's tangy and hasidic.
Thanks for that one, Dad.
When my dad got lime juice in his eye.
"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."
"Wtf?"
"It's hasidic."
