A list of puns related to "Hasid"
Habasic jew
How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!
Basic and Hasidic.
I work in an area with a very large Hasidic Jewish population.
I was asked why they cut their hair everywhere other than near their ears.
My response: "They consider the temples sacred."
Looking at a novel he's reading for school, I asked my son, "What is it about?"
"It's about a Jewish boy," he replied.
"Well I can tell that from the title."
"He's Hasidic."
"Ah... so not your basic Jew."
He groaned and grinned at the same time.
When it's tangy and hasidic.
Thanks for that one, Dad.
"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."
"Wtf?"
"It's hasidic."
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