I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”
Why is it hard to wake up in Athens?
Dawn is tough on Greece.
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
Why do people in Athens have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Because dawn is tough on Greece.
So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.
I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, “Honey, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, “Honey, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,
“Honey, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, “For the third time, yes I can hear you!”
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
I recommend you try cooking mushrooms, they're really hard to mess up
There isn't mushroom for error
When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
Sometimes, I have a hard time coming up with a good joke.
A magic bird that burns up and regenerates? That's hard to believe.
Someone just pulled that story out of their ash.
*Johnson winds up, throws a hard one straight down the middle. That one turns fowl.* giphy.com/gifs/firstandmo…
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
My son is a artist, and he was having a hard time coming up with something to paint
I told him to take it easel.
Trying hard to give up my addiction to number 1 songs..
I just need one more hit.
Someone walked up to me and pushed me so hard i ended up leaning to one side all day
I was like, "askews me!"
Bicycles have a hard time staying up because they're just two tired
My kids give me hell about my dad jokes, but they are hard to come up with!
The first one I told took nine months!
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard. So hard...
