Holy cow!!
Tell me your best holy cow jokes.😂
Dad: How do I change my gun again?
Me: Y.
Dad: Because I'm almost of out ammo with this one!
He'd get a kick out of it every time and I'd fall for it every time.
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.
Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"
Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."
Me: "Then don't open the door!"
Sis: *groans
It's good for the Seoul.
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Kid: I don't know.
Me: I've been asking everyone. I'll never figure this out -- no one knows.
Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"
...would you say halo for me?
"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"
Friend's controller dies mid-game during our first round in a Halo party.
Friend: I just got this controller with batteries in it, but I guess the batteries are dead.
Me: So, would you say you got it... Free of Charge?
Friend: GTFO
Me and my friends were playing Crash-Up Derby on Halo 4 and I picked up one of my friend's warthog with mine and ran him off the edge. He said he just got "Van-handled"
At the bar last night this old biker had on a Halo 3 shirt. Making small talk, I jokingly asked him if he was a big gamer. He replied that hes shot an elk or two before. I was speechless.
A halo-wiener.
He cried laughing at himself.
Dad, no.
