Hairy Chest Puns

Why would I need a hairy chest?

His name would be "Dad Joke".

That way he can do lines like,

• "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
• "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
• "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
• "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."

Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.

"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.

"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."

"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.

"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."