Haas Puns

A list of puns related to "Haas"

They saw an opportunity and took it. We'll miss you T. Haas!
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👤︎ u/luciferous_spirit
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why are fish easy to weigh?

They have their own scales!

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👤︎ u/ct2k7
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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👤︎ u/Yeeter4210
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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👤︎ u/SleepyWordsmith
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about Maya Hee?

  • Maya who?

  • Maya Haha....

  • groan!!

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👤︎ u/chanderjeet
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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A Father is someone who puts...

pictures where his money use to be.

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Which is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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👤︎ u/Naam_Karan
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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I'm thinking of studying aerodynamics, but there's a chance I'll go into meteorology instead.

It's still up in the air.

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👤︎ u/Dronizian
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Percy Jackson, son of the sea God. Did not do well in school.

His grades were below C level.

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👤︎ u/twindadlife
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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If anyone has a tip on how to fix broken hinges,just drop on in.

My door is always open.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Heard about the article 13 meme?

Neither I, it was deleted Hahaha...haa...ha

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👤︎ u/GSterian
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Dad jokes

More like bad jokes haHAA

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👤︎ u/Richboy12345
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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