H.P. Lovecraft walks into a bar…
.
The bartender immediately asks him, “Why the long face?”
I am very worried as I saw that my son wrote "M-y h-o-p-e-s" five-hundred times in his diary.
I found out it's because he said his hopes are dashed.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there
Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?
H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.
The Elder-rich
What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?
Cth-hulu.
I finally got my P.H.D.!
Public High-school Diploma
Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Gets Ticket for Speeding at 119 M.P.H. but, fortunately there was no accident.
She was charged with wreckless driving.
H.P. dad joke
Was talking with my S.O. who mentioned Jack Gleeson (King Joffery) spoilt the death of Sirius Black in the Order of the Phoenix. When I called him a cunt for it she said "Are you seriously getting annoyed at that?". Her brother interjected "I guess you could say he's a Sirius fan!"
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
