Guitar Neck Puns

A list of puns related to "Guitar Neck"

Some bloke just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar,

I said, “Is that a fret?”

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👤︎ u/tbonesteakbigone
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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I was in a bar last night and this dude said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!" I growled back...

“Is that a fret?”

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👤︎ u/808gecko808
📅︎ Mar 04 2022
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Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar

Is that a fret?

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👤︎ u/HereforacoupleofQs
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...

I told him not to fret.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?

Finger prince.

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👤︎ u/yellowjenga
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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My guitar neck got nervous

I said “don’t fret”

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.

I didn't fret.

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👤︎ u/Urwinator
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.

Dad: Is that a fret?

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👤︎ u/Tmarkcha117
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...

I said, “is that a fret?”

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👤︎ u/skoulding
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’

I said: ‘Is that a fret?'

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👤︎ u/i_boop_dogs_snoots
📅︎ May 28 2022
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Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar....

I said, is that a fret?

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 29 2021
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This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’

I said: ‘Is that a fret?'

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...

“Is that a fret?!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.

I said to him is that a Fret!

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said “Is that a fret”

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said, “Is that a fret?”

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👤︎ u/Safazz146
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.

I said, “is that a fret?”

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👤︎ u/stinkerhubbin
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.

I said "Is that a fret?"

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 30 2020
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A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar

I said "is that a fret?"

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👤︎ u/jp234989292
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.

I said: Is that a fret?

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👤︎ u/grumpyjanner1
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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