Guide Dog Puns

A list of puns related to "Guide Dog"

Any dog can be a guide dog...

...if you don't care where you're going.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.

A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."

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👤︎ u/Boop108
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.

Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself. The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:

"Just looking around..."

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👤︎ u/Alexasha05
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why don't blind people clean up after their guide dogs?

Because they can't see shit!

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👤︎ u/RudigherJones
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Why do blind people hate skydiving?

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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👤︎ u/singh-avi
📅︎ May 30 2019
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A blind man walks into a bar...

...and he starts swinging his guide dog around over his head.

“What on earth are you doing?!” the bartender asks.

“I’m just having a look around,” explains the blind man.

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👤︎ u/h0worth
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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