gollum was arrested by border guards at the mordor border last night...
When I was in jail, the guards gave me a cordless phone to call my lawyer.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
The guardians of the galaxy
Why do the kings' guards never challenge the court jester?
Because his ID is foolproof.
What did the guy who was about to get electrocuted say to the prison guards?
“I won’t be shocked if this doesn’t work”
Why is it hard for life guards to save hippies ?
My son got into the car after soccer practice and said "I have two of everything for soccer, two cleats, two socks, two shin guards, but I only have one ball."
So I said "thats too bad buddy, what happened? You had two when you were born."
This morning on the school run my kid came out with this gem: ‘what’re the guards at Samsung called? … GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’
What Irish creature guards a pot of gold and has skin falling off it?
I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...
...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?
:D
Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.
EDIT: for removal of apostrophe
Do you think Shakira calls her body guards her shakiraty guards?
Are the guards at the Paralympics armed?
Or is that considered cheating?
I killed the guards for internet to post this,they are coming soon,1 upvote= 1 dies
The presidents guards aren’t allowed to scream “get down” before the president is attacked anymore.
They have to yell “Donald, Duck!”
Edit: whoever gave me the gold award, thank you so much. I would repay you in a way, but I don’t know who you are.
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
How do guards decide who the best prisoner is?
Has anyone else noticed that TSA guards are a lot taller nowadays?
I guess it's part of heightened security.
What was it like being surrounded by all those guards and prisoners?
Well there were pros and cons.
Are the security guards at rubber ball factories
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates…
The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.
Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.
But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife.
So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.
But, alas, Andy refused.
He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
The villagers gathered as the guards dragged the blacksmith through the town square.
One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"
She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."
Do prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts?
Gollum was arrested by border guards at the mordor border last night...
Apparently he got caught smeagling a precious ring
What do you call the guards at a Samsung store?
What do you call Samsung's security guards?
Who guards the Samsung store ?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call guards outside of a Samsung store?
What do you call the security guards that work for Samsung?
Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?
What do you call security guards who guard Samsung stores.
Guardians of the Galaxies
If there are security guards outside of a Samsung store does that mean they are
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
What do you call the guards of a Samsung store?
The Guardians of the Galaxy
What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
What do you call security guards at a Samsung store?
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store
What do you call the guards working at Samsung?
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?
The Guardians Of The Galaxy
What do you call the guards outside the Samsung Store?
The Gaurdians of the Galaxy.
How do you call guards of a Samsung store?
What do you call security guards working at the Samsung Store?
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