Gtfo Puns

A list of puns related to "Gtfo"

Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Brocco Lee

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.

Then, I was born.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”

I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?

Kawaii five-o

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👤︎ u/mrcarrot9
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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I can't find my humidifier anymore...

...I have reported it misting.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Endgame Joke

>!At the end of the film, Tony Says "I am Ironman"!<

>!The line should have been "Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad"!<

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👤︎ u/Netherish
📅︎ May 03 2019
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I'm thinking about going into day trading. If anyone is interested, hit me up.

I have a Monday or Wednesday I can trade you for an extra Saturday or Sunday.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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You shouldn't watch any horror movies today

It May, Fri 10 you.

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👤︎ u/hados1109
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I finally figured out why Trump loves coal

He's obsessed with miners!

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👤︎ u/guywithbeard
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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I'm going to this year's Fibonacci Convention.

It will be as big as the last two put together.

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👤︎ u/HanSoloCenturyFalkon
📅︎ Apr 11 2016
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Did you know optometrists live longer?

They dilate

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👤︎ u/cuber1717
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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The Controller Battery Mattery

Friend's controller dies mid-game during our first round in a Halo party.

Friend: I just got this controller with batteries in it, but I guess the batteries are dead.

Me: So, would you say you got it... Free of Charge?

Friend: GTFO

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👤︎ u/Dragonmind
📅︎ Feb 06 2016
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