How do singing groups get new members?

They a-choir them.

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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
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Want do you call a group of people singing about condoms

A Rubber Band

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What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyrannochrorus

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A group of chickpeas are talking. One says that they really enjoys singing.

Another one in the group asks "Oh, really? How about you hummus a tune?"

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What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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If alpacas could sing in a group it would be alpacacappella. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.

Mt. Rushmore!

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A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.

"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.

The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"

"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"

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Singing French Knights

In the Middle Ages, Western France was known for it singing knights. The most famous group were a bunch of lancers from the town of Brittany. They were known as the Brittany Spears.

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Help me think of punny names for a team!

We are a singing group and we need a team name related to Valentine's Day. Gimme your best punny team name that involves love or singing or both!

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Girlfriend just dad joked me

What's the only rock group that doesn't sing? ..... Mount Rushmore

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Meet the Jack of all dadjokes!

I was asked to help chauffeur a carload of youth around town for a Christmas caroling activity last night. One of the names on the list was Jack, who lost his wife earlier this year. Jack is in his early 90's, stands about 5'2, and is quite possibly the king of all dad jokes.

So, the group of about 25 kids and 5 adults sneak up to his doorstep and begin singing a few short Christmas carols. Eventually, he opens the door and is thrilled to have visitors.

After we are finished singing and the kids are all running back to the vehicles to get out of the 15 degree weather, jack steps out of his doorway and on to his porch. He is wearing a light t-shirt and pajama pants... he was setting us up, and we took the bait, hook, line, and sinker.

Woman: Are you freezing?

Jack: No, I'm not freezing, I'm Jack (pause for laughter)

Jack: but if you hang on for just a minute, I can get freezing for you.

and then he just stood there smiling at us. It was precious. Come to find out, Jack is entering a retirement home in a few days because he is getting to the point that it is hard to take care of himself anymore.

Oh boy, those nurses are in for a treat once Jack gets settled in.

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Classic dad at the bar

I was barbacking one night and the entertainment (two guys that are awesome at Beatles covers with piano and guitar/singing) were killing it that night especially..with a solid group of roughly 25yo's singing along and drinking with em between breaks. An older couple was on the other side of the bar all the while they played. So when they finish their last song and everyone claps the old gentleman gets up and says:

"Thanks for coming tonight guys, made it a real good time...If you guys need any help packing that stuff in your car...these young men will be more that willing to help you"

Had us all laughing.

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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore.

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Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore

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What rock group has four people that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore!

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What’s a rock group of 4, where none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has four guys that don't sing?

Mt. Rushmore.

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Which rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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What rock group has 4 men that can’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Which rock group has 4 men that won't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What rock group has four men who don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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