Grounds For Divorce Puns

I told her this way, she won’t have any grounds for divorce.

Now give me my 7 upvotes

It was grounds for divorce.

I'd say that's grounds for divorce.

She thinks it is grounds for divorce.

My wife says this is grounds for divorce...

It was grounds for divorce.

I'm going to call it 'Grounds for a Divorce.'

They could be used as grounds for divorce

I maintain that's grounds for divorce.

My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:

"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."

I thought it was grounds for divorce.

Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?' "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?' "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

He spilled my brand new bag of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. I told him it was grounds for divorce.

"this coffee is full of grounds... grounds for divorce"

The lawyer said there were grounds for divorce.

Grounds for divorce.