Grey Parrot Puns

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

• a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

• dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

• green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

• a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

• I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

• blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

• a car park