TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
Why do greek people hate waking up early?
Because Dawn is tough of Grease
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
because it is just beta.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Why do Greek people make thicker yogurt than Americans?
Greek yogurt culture.
I don't understand why people expect me to remember what fraternity or sorority they're in. It's all Greek to me
Greek food
Did you know that, traditionally, when you serve people Greek food, you're not supposed to warn them about it?
You need to present them with a feta-compli.
My son asks me, "What does gay mean?"
Me: "It means 'happy,"
Son: "Oh, so are you gay, then?"
Me: "No, son, I have a wife."
Why are Greeks not morning people? Because Dawn is tough on grease.
