I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
His colleague sent him a file that was 504mb, so my dad said it might take a while to download (they were on the phone). His colleague said "nah it won't be so bad right, you have an Apple too right?" My dad responded "yeah but it's an old apple, a granny smith". He was very pleased with himself