When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...

I then remembered it's an apple-late court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Granny Smith and her Crab Apple
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kidkyler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?

You’re the apple of my pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/segfaulting_again
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why dose Will Smith like green apples?

Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_Twisted
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My dad on a large file his colleague sent him

His colleague sent him a file that was 504mb, so my dad said it might take a while to download (they were on the phone). His colleague said "nah it won't be so bad right, you have an Apple too right?" My dad responded "yeah but it's an old apple, a granny smith". He was very pleased with himself

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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