When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...
I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why dose Will Smith like green apples?
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
My dad on a large file his colleague sent him
His colleague sent him a file that was 504mb, so my dad said it might take a while to download (they were on the phone). His colleague said "nah it won't be so bad right, you have an Apple too right?" My dad responded "yeah but it's an old apple, a granny smith". He was very pleased with himself
