What do you call a grain truck going 70mph down the highway?
Two grains of sand are talking in the desert...
One says to other "busy isn't it"
Did you hear about the grain farmer that became a musician?
The Jamaican mafia is getting into the grain trade.
my dad said I could either help him pick the grains or clean the ceiling
He thought I would pick the farmer, but i took the ladder
Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I just ate a bowl of grains and milk for the first time.
It was a surreal experience.
Grain Of Truth
My buddy will only eat white paddy-grown grains.
I'm beginning to think he's a riceist.
My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.
Why do carpenters make the best witnesses?
because they know what they saw
Why don't trees talk?
They don't want to die a log.
A good steak is hard to find.
They're rare when properly done.
The Netherlands was creating genetically engineered grain in the 70s and 80s.
It was designed to make musical tones when the wind blew across it.
They trademarked it as Holland Oats.
Did you hear the rumor about someone overthrowing a General Mills cereal factory?
Take it with a grain assault.
My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium.
But I always take his advice with a grain of salt.
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Do horses prefer organic grains?
I found the image of Jesus on the edge of a piece of bread.
You could say it's Jesus Crust.
I started writing a windowsill garden herb book, but stopped because of writer's block.
It's about thyme, I'll get back to it.
How are pollen grains like Otto Von Bismarck?
They both lead to German Nation
[DAY 61] after over two months of being chased by the scarecrow monster through the grain maze, I finally found the exit and escaped.
I barley made it out alive
which is the most contemptuous grain?
How would a French person sell bread?
I can cut a log in half just by looking at it
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
being a farmer, I have finally figured out the cause of my headache
As a wheat Farmer, I keep getting these really strange headaches all the time..
My Doctor reckons it could be 'my grains'..
What does the farmer say when he sees his grain has caught fire?
I was texting my daughter to see if she wanted to eat at a certain restaurant. She replied "Meet there?"
I said "Yes, veggies too!"
Did you hear? An attempted murder was foiled due to the assailant's severe grain allergy.
The killer was found, dead to rice.
if you get nuns in a nunnery
What do you get in a granary?
I heard a rumor that someone vandalized a wheat field, but I don’t trust the guy who told me.
I take it with a grain assault.
What art style do vegetables enjoy?
I asked a carpenter to make a bed shaped like a bread bin
So I could roll out of bread
I hummed a tune while plowing my wheat field this morning.
I was singing in the grain.
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
I found a typo on a bag of grains
It was spelt incorrectly.
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
What does a vegan zombie say?
My doctor told me to stop eating wheat, rice, oats and barley.
This recommendation really goes against the grain.
How many grains of salt are in a salt shaker.
Me and a couple of friends are arguing how to get out of the grain silo.
We're all in the same oat.
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