A list of puns related to "Gophers"
Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.
I look at her and ask: Why do they call it a Satin dress when you will be standin’!
I was almost thrown from the car - and I was driving! (Museum was cool, bit stiff though)
While we were planning on using live traps, they only had lethal traps. She asked for my input.
I said gopher it.
it's called Timber
Just gopher it.
One asked the other, “I really like Ms. Burrows, should I ask her out?” The other prairie dog said, “Gopher it.”
A man was telling his friend that his neck was sore. His friend asked him, “what happened”? The man said that varmints had been tearing up his yard and that he had been spending hours digging through the dirt trying to repair the damage. His friend says, “go for massage and that should take care of the problem”.
A couple of days pass and the two meet up again. The friend asked the man, “how did it go?” The man says, “well, I have to tell you, they are hard to catch, but once you get ahold of them and get started, those gophers sure seem to like their massage”.
Gopher it
I told him to gopher it.
“Gopher it son”.
So my uncle picked me up from my boyfriends after work tonight, and asked how my day went. I explained to him that there was a snake and one of the dogs I take care of was protecting me and trying to warn me about said snake. This is how everything went down:
Uncle: it was probably a gopher snake.
Me: very true. We had a lot of them in Texas so I’m not too worried.
Uncle: you know, that’s how you ask for it.
Me: what do you mean?
Uncle: when you ask for something to eat you say ‘I could GO-PHER snake right about now’.
Needless to say we finished the ride with more horrid dad jokes.
I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.
DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....
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