Turns out I can’t focus!
We are strictly a Bing family.
The man asked, “Why are you googling that?”
The friend responded, “Someone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”
The result was "this page cannot be found".
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
The “bikings”
I got 1,500,000 matches
Google search traffic around the world shows that more and more people are asking about “how to convert to PDF”
I am marrying the most incredible woman on October 2nd, She is my dream woman in some ways, and re-wrote what my dream woman is in others - some were ways that I did not know were options, so I didn't dream of a woman having it!
So I am writing my vows and I am writing a bit about how I love her and end it with:
"Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you."
Wedding is on October 2nd and I cannot wait to drop this beauty on everyone!
Poul-trees
IM LIVID
The plaguerounds
It gets a Chrome cast
I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps
They took a Risk, but now they don’t have a Clue.
I saw it through my telescope last night
And i got 48 thousand matches
"That's just spam!"
It showed 3,654 matches instead!!!
Why does a duck have tail feathers….
To cover its butt quack
How ya bean, pop?
It's too 3
then you're a simpson.
Some of these are border-line uncle jokes. I'm also an uncle. I keep all these jokes in my dadabase. Aka Google notes.
Some of these I got off of podcasts, the dad joke API, some from movies, but most are from this sub. Let me know if you want a source for a joke or if one of them was yours I'll give credit.
It's ok to be Frank with people. Or josh with them. But try not to Rob or Sue them.
What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
If the USA is so great then why did they make USB?
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange.
You think he'd be from mad-at-gas-car
How did Jesus keep his abs? Crossfit
What does a Jewish cowboy celebrate Yee-Hanukka
What did the stamp say to the letter Stick with me and you'll go places
I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it. Envelope ✉
Why do people on Athens hate getting up early Because dawn is tough on Grease
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain A purramid
Why do fish like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze
If april showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? PILGRIMS
Why do cemeteries have fences Because people are dying to get in
Faster older bro Sudden lee
Vegan brother Broco lee
Pig black belt in karate Pork chop
How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes in 3 cups of coffee If you have 20 sugar cubes? You have to use all the cubes.
You put 1 in the first cup, one in the second cup, and 18 in the last cup. Because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put on a cup of coffee.
I was going to tell your a joke about Yoga But it's Not working out
What do you do if your wife starts smoking Use some lubricant
did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds weird, dozen tit?
What did baby corn say to momma corn ( I got a boy scout selling popcorn to eyeroll me on this one) Where's popcorn
What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccine Afradio
What do you call a werewolf streamer? Liken subscribe
Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright? You can tell everybody this is your song.
My mom swears up and down cows arent real I was in udder disbelief
Skeleton goes into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet Because they can spend years at C
Albert Einstein was a genius.
His
... keep reading on reddit ➡Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
A blast from the past
But I'm a black belt in bingjutsu, Yahfu, YouTujutsu, and tae Qwant do.
I was taught by a legendary master named DuckDuckGoku.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
Mentos
I went on it the other day looking for lighters and it just came up with thousands of matches.
It's basically love at first site.
“That’s just spam.”
And it came back: "page not found"
IM LIVID
“That’s just spam.”
