My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."

I opened it and it works fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?

Bison.

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How do lawyers say goodbye ?

I'll be suing ya !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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How does music say goodbye

Audios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTrueWaifu
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do birds say goodbye?

Owl seed you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontOOFmeplz
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck on the fridge: β€œI’m sorry. This isn’t working. You take things too literally. Goodbye.”

She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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How do cats say goodbye in Italy?

Miao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My dad is a little nuts, as I was leaving the other day, I sneezed while saying goodbye.

He replied: "Cashew later too, son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. β€œok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

Me: Audios!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renae_07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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How do math teachers say goodbye?

Calc-u-lator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackzook
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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How do you say goodbye to a vampire?

"So long sucker"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Goodbye boiling water,

You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My friend left a party at the Duke of Norfolk's place without saying goodbye.

I couldn't believe he would just disappear like that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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How does yang say goodbye?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F3arm3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doedpool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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How do robots say goodbye?

They use bye-nary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Something_Syck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
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How do german prostitutes say goodbye to each other?

Leder, hosen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0therworlds
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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How do pirates say goodbye?

Arghhhdios!!!

Friends an I came up with it today while trying to figure out how to say goodbye to one that was dressed as a pirate.

Happy Halloween everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Georges
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

^don't ^hit ^me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McShuckle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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How do dads say goodbye in German?

"Our feet are the same!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchootin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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How do German Wheat Plants say goodbye to each other?

"Auf Wheatersehen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M8asonmiller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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Now that Trump is President, say goodbye to pre-shredded cheese...

...He's going to make America grate again.

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Everytime my friend would say goodbye to his dad in high school.

Him: See ya, Dad!

His Dad: That's spanish for city!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davethelion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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How does one math student say goodbye to another math student?

Calc-u-later!

See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomActsFL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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I don't care for long goodbyes, so let's keep this one short.

By!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_bitshift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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Got my girlfriend good while saying goodbye

I was leaving university while she was saying behind for another class.

Her: I'll walk you to the steps, cos I don't feel like walking down just to go back up

Me: That's fair, you're not really the Stair-eo-type

A large amount of groaning followed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nestorow
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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Every time I say goodbye

Me: Bye dad Dad: I'll see you when I'm looking at you

He then proceeds to smile sheepishly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMaaccasGlutton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeepersCreepers00
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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How do math teachers say "Goodbye"?

Calc-u-lator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SashSashSash
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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How does music say goodbye?

Audios.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urko37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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