Gold Dust Puns

So wacha do is, you find a clearing or riverbank, and you dig a hole about 4-5 feet deep. In that pit, you make a fire and burn down all the wood til it's all chars and dust. Then you put a hold coin right in the middle of the pit. Then, you find a bush or something to cover yourself with so the leprechaun can't see you. When the leprechaun comes up and bends down to look at the gold, you silently get up and sneak behind him. You run up and while he's distracted...

You kick him in the ash-hole.