Why can’t eggs tell each other jokes?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjabackwards
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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There must be a yearly dad joke convention or something.

I was filling flowerbeds at work-a sport center and gym- with my dad(one of the owners), the groundskeeper- a father himself(lets call him GK), his son, and another co-worker.

two brothers, both in their late teens come out of the gym and wait for their dad to come pick them up. My dad sees them and asks if they want to help with the mulch- "its a free second workout!" A little later, GK says "Hey guys, you two should help with the mulch. We won't pay ya, but it'll help build up your muscles!". After the second time, you could hear the kids groan across the parking lot.

Aaand in come the brothers' father to pick them up. "Hey, look- they're mulching. you should help them. you two need to work on your biceps."

Three variants of the same dad joke in a matter of 15 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornCobMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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A friend hit me with this the other day

http://m.imgur.com/Y7BcsGk

Needless to say we are no longer friends.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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I really might need to know someday, could be important

Was driving my brother to school when Volcano started playing on the radio, so I turned to him and asked "Do you know?"

"Do I know what?"

Singing along now:

"I don't know"

"I don't know"

"I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows"

He stuck his hands over his ears and groaned no, so I don't know if knows where to go either.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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