What is a Filipino person's favorite girl scout cookie?

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👤︎ u/Pman6543
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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👤︎ u/Kabirmain
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyHammerstix
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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How do young girl scouts navigate from place to place?

Brownian motion.

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👤︎ u/bobbymack44212
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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My dad said he figured out why he couldn't stop eating Girl Scout cookies

Because he always wants Samoa.

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📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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Why did Mr. Vacuum buy cookies from the Girl Scouts at his door?

Because he's a real sucker.

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👤︎ u/pokerjokerau
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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My father's response to hearing there are new gluten free Girl Scout cookies

http://imgur.com/4ksqE94

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👤︎ u/limitedfunction
📅︎ Jan 29 2014
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All my friends claim that I’m the cheapest person that they have ever met.

I’m not buying it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Apparently I'm culturally insensitive

Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te Kā. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "

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👤︎ u/Furryraptorcock
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Wife thinks I am nuts!

So my daughter is in Girl Scouts. Everybody knows that the Girl Scouts sell cookies, but they also sell chocolates, nuts, and other snack food. Since we have only one car and a large garage we usually volunteer as a cupboard. Basically we get a few pallets of stuff and the area troops pick up from our place.

Me: [stopping mid pulling into the garage] What is that?!

Wife: [concerned] What is it?

Me: [shaking my head] That is nuts!

Wife: [eyes roll] Really?

Me: [laughing uncontrollably]

My son didn’t laugh either.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Dad likes starting road trips with this one...

And we're off! Like a brides panties.

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👤︎ u/evilsmiley69
📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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Do I have to turn in my Dad card?

A young lady approached my wife and me at the park while we were watching the kids play. She asked if we would like to buy some Girl Scout cookies. We happily accepted and talked to her for a moment while she showed us the options and told us about each type of cookie. We made our selection, and she went on her way.

I failed to ask her which ones were made from real Girl Scouts.

I sincerely apologize for this oversight, everyone. Can I still be a Dad?

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👤︎ u/chaosTechnician
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Just had this exchange with my aunt

Going on a small excursion tomorrow and my brother asked to go with. Texted my aunt to tell her he wanted to be a girl scout cookie tomorrow and tag along. Her response.... Smore the marrier.

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👤︎ u/rotinaj31
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why can't you run through a campsite?

You have to ran, because it's past tents.

A favorite with boy/girl scout troops...

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👤︎ u/ardalis
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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