When will the lunarcy end?? Gibbous a break!
As my son put on his hospital gown...
Dad (me): Do you know what they call this? Son: What? -_- Dad: A waxing gibbous gown. Son: (shakes head) The doctor didn’t laugh when I told him.
What did the waning full moon say to his girlfriend?
At least gibbous a kiss goodbye.
