When will the lunarcy end?? Gibbous a break!
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👤︎ u/ducksarewitches
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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How does the moon cut his hair.

Eclipse it

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👤︎ u/Zyzzyva42
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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As my son put on his hospital gown...

Dad (me): Do you know what they call this? Son: What? -_- Dad: A waxing gibbous gown. Son: (shakes head) The doctor didn’t laugh when I told him.

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👤︎ u/nsdavis1
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What did the waning full moon say to his girlfriend?

At least gibbous a kiss goodbye.

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