Get Fat Puns

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My wife told me, β€œ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

β€œYou’re much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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How does a clock get fat?

It gains weight OVER TIME

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcaughman0225
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why did the clock get fat?

It kept going for seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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How did the spider get so fat?

It had too many butterflies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babbadooka
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A guy drank so much tea he got fat, he had to get Liptonsuction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FacelessDemon22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why don't trees get fat?

They eat light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why do witch doctors never get fat?

Because they’re always exorcising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomedjman001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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The easy way to get from fat to fit:

Just takes a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.

Its Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTHinton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What does a fat guy get when he plays dodgeball?

Hit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why do raccoons get fat?

Because their diet is trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you get when you mix a fat guy and a kid with scoliosis?

A humpback whale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeRy23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...

And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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A large group of fat economists probably get better results than a small group of thin economists.

Due to the economists of scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dockerhate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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I told my wife β€œdon’t get upset when people call you fat......”

β€œ.....you’re bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My wife told me, β€œ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

β€œYou’re much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My wife told me, β€œDon’t get upset if people call you fat...”

β€œYou are much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My wife told me, "Don't get upset if people call you fat.."

You're much bigger than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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