Genesi Puns

A list of puns related to "Genesi"

What is Jesus’ favourite band?

Deaf Leper.

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👤︎ u/dougrayd
📅︎ Jun 11 2023
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After reading the Bible, I've concluded

That Adam & Eve didn't read "Apple, Terms and Conditions" either.

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👤︎ u/Ynotasub
📅︎ May 01 2023
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The Drummer from Genesis just retired to start a talk radio show.

He's calling it Phil Call Ins

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👤︎ u/RedDeuce2
📅︎ Mar 31 2022
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What car does Jesus drive ?

Christler

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👤︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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Where did Phil Collins record his music?

In his stu-stu-studio.

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👤︎ u/k_woz1978
📅︎ Feb 27 2023
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That went from one to 64 real quick reddit.com/gallery/w9h2rp
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👤︎ u/Exa_Watch_Meme
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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My psychiatrist said I’d probably never overcome my obsession with Phil Collins.

BUT TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW!!!

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👤︎ u/Yondering43
📅︎ Nov 19 2022
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How do you connect an NES to your TV?

A "Nintendo switch."

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👤︎ u/DampusOnCampus
📅︎ Dec 30 2022
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I ran a marathon with my Bible in my hands.

Now my Psalms are all sweaty.

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👤︎ u/pvsocialmedia
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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I’ve decided Genesis only has one good song.

That’s All

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👤︎ u/QuietSquid8
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction.

I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now !!

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 09 2022
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Did you know that Arkansas is mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 8:13b (NIV): "Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry."

(Don't know if this counts as a dad joke but it's a pun and I heard it from my dad)

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👤︎ u/ifalukellid
📅︎ Sep 08 2022
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I know Apple's spreadsheet software is bad, but did you know what came before Numbers?

Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 04 2022
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My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.

They supported The Doors.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ Jun 14 2021
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Genesis Rising (u/folxify) had a good dad joke:

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

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👤︎ u/TheHomoclinicOrbit
📅︎ May 13 2014
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What’s sega’s favorite section of the Bible?

Genesis.

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👤︎ u/SidewaysSupra
📅︎ May 29 2022
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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Where does the Bible mention smoking?

Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 1:1 -- "In the big inning..."

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Baseball and the Bible

Dad: Did you know that baseball is in the Bible? Me: You're lying. Dad: I shit you not. It's in Genesis. Here. (Pulls out a bible and opens to Genesis.) Genesis 1:1, "In the big inning." (Looks at me with his eyes opened wide and busts out laughing.)

I facepalmed, then laughed.

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👤︎ u/intelligentleman2
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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This guy out-dadjoked my own dad

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

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👤︎ u/Wxyo
📅︎ May 29 2014
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What car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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👤︎ u/WereMadeOfStars
📅︎ Jul 17 2022
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I only know one Genesis song.

That’s all.

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👤︎ u/HookedOnAFeeling96
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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