Gene Family Puns

A list of puns related to "Gene Family"

My family has good genes

Too bad they didn't come in my size

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👤︎ u/portleycrue12
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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Wife: I’ve got a lot of crazy genes in my family

Husband: Personally prefer blue jeans, but whatever floats your boat

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👤︎ u/SeraphimSkies
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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My dad would be proud

I been fooling around with this girl who's 5'9" and 110lbs.

Me: I don't understand how you're so skinny; we both eat the same unhealthy garbage

Her: It's hereditary, everyone in my family is real skinny.

Me: So I guess you've got skinny genes!

I laughed hysterically. She was mildly amused.

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👤︎ u/0000001010011010
📅︎ Dec 08 2015
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You got the same genes

So I'm in the kitchen with my brother and dad and I told my brother he wasn't my family and he then said "yes we are we have the same genes" Then my dad chimes in and says "no you don't your brother has a 31'32 Jeans".

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👤︎ u/Noisyes
📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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