So this happened in a gc
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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Got dad joked at Guitar Center and it was beautiful!

So i made a pit stop at ol' GC to kill off a gift card from Xmas.

I needed one of those little plastic egg shakers (musicians will know) and some drum sticks. The two gentlemen were very rad & we stood around shootin' the shit for a bit.

Then the one who had my plastic shaker in his hand went to exhibit its shaker-y-ness only for it to fly out of his hands (on accident of course) and nail me in the chest.

The other gentleman responded with "That's not what he meant by drum throne!"

I swear I heard angels singing as they descended down a badly played Stairway to Heaven.

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I can hear him chuckling from 2000 miles away

I am sure he is real proud if this one 🙄

https://imgur.com/gallery/CRiGc

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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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